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Don’t Be a Gentlemen or Being Horny

Category : Miscellaneous

Truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge, so he stops.
” What are you doing ?!? “, he says.

” I’m trying to commit suicide”, she replied.

” Well before you jump give me a blowjob. ”

So she does.

After she’s finished, the trucker says, ” Wow,…that’s a wasted talent !!!
Why are you committing suicide ?!? ”

She replied, ” My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl !!! ”

Popularity: 6% [?]

The correct way to apply ‘BASTARD’ usage.

Category : Miscellaneous

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )

GIRL: ……Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl’s top )

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist took off the girl’s clothes )

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he had sex with me!

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD !!!

Popularity: 8% [?]

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